Friday, June 17, 2005

Has that line ever really done you any good?

Ok, I had to walk over to the courthouse for something a little bit ago and on my way over this car that passes hollers out something that I didn't understand. (anyone that knows me realizes that as usual I wasn't paying any attention and that's why I didn't understand them) Well right after I shake my head and wonder what that was this (rather nice looking) guy that is walking towards me says "so do you?" and I was like "do I what, I couldn't understand what they said." as he blushes he says "they wanted to know if you had fries to go with that shake." I was laughing so hard and he comments how funny it was, but that I should be flattered, something something, he got embarrased and we just laughed. My initial thought was, great my rear is getting so big it is noticeably shaking, aghhhhh! but hey I think I'll go with the strangers assessment and take it as a compliment, I guess it's good it's still shaking and not sagging! I'll keep my fingers crossed!!!

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Isn't today whiney Wednesday?????

Ok, here are my (not in any special order) whines for the day:

*I am sooooooooo nauseated!
*I am unbelievably tired almost all day, then whatdoya know come 9:00 or so I'm wide freakin' awake!!
*My house is disgustingly dirty because we have bible school from 6 to 8:00 then clean up etc. so I have a huge stack of dishes, a pile of laundry, unmade beds everywhere and a coffee table that is questionable. And even though my dear *@#$%% husband wasn't able to work Monday or Tuesday due to the ground being too wet he has done nothing (AND I MEAN NOTHING) to the house.
*It's June 15th and our pool is still not up.
*I have to go have blood drawn today!yuck!
*We still haven't gotten me a new vehicle - see above, non-working husband due to rain - he was able to get in 2 days last week - sheesh!!
*My allergies have kicked in and ran to Canada and back! Which is making it real fun to try and breath while awake and forget about sleep unless I am in an almost sitting position!!

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Well that about does it for the whining. I had hoped it would make me feel better, nope not really.

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We have the sweetest little girl at bible school. She is borderline autistic, 10 years old, but the same size as my 6 year old. She has come to bible school for the last three years and she just makes my year. She walks in and immediately asks "What's your name?" 'What's your daughter's name?' and she'll continue to ask until she's got it or move on to something else. She's very independent and is so inquisitive. And she makes me laugh hysterically. And when she's decided your ok, she takes your hand and walks with you and makes you realize how unimportant most things really are.

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Well I should really do some work now, so maybe I'll type more later............. Hope you day is wonderful!

Thursday, June 09, 2005

You are my sunshine my only sunshine. . . . . .

Yeah, well I don't know what that was about, just stuck in my head.

Yes, again I have morning sickness YUCK! and actually at this moment it has moved on to indigestion!! DOUBLE YUCK!

I am whining to you because my husband is in KC and I can't whine to him!!!

If you haven't looked yet you should go see the Diva's Phreakin' PHwednesday Photo Blog (or something like that!) she and her sister and mother are fascinated with a cork screw!

Tara if you're reading this I was actually laughing right before I read "Stormie quite laughing". lol 2 pilates classes - ARE YOU NUTS!@!

I really want to take the kids to sea world this summer. Probably not going to happen. Our schedule is awfully full. We have Vacation Bible School this next week, my oldest daughter has ball games at least once a week until July, we are supposed to go to lake of the ozarks for a weekend, 4th of July (spa day that weekend), going to my neice's bday party over a weekend, etc.....

You know you say a phrase alot when you hear your children say it to others, example:

Yesterday we are on our way home and my kids were talking and my oldest was being dramatic about something and my 6 year old calmly says, "Oh, get over it already!". I nearly had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

Well I have loads of work to do and I feel like vomitting so I guess this will be all for now!! Have a wonderful day!! (sorry about the visual)

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

What do you do if you need to scream, cry, rant, vomit, sleep and encourage someone else at the same time???

Yeap, you guessed it, pregnancy hormones on the move!!

I generally get to work at least an hour to an hour in a half before my boss. This is wonderful, I've gotten used to the peacefulness of the office and my 'alone' time gives me a chance to adjust for the day. I am one of those people that really needs to be left alone in the morning. I can handle my kids (as long as they aren't whining, crying, or fighting) my husband (as long as he is not grouchy) and most people as long as they are happy. I cannot handle someone picking at me, asking questions, or following me around wanting this that and the other done!
Well this morning I get here and guess who has decided to find his office before 10a.m.! He's been in trial for two days and was all wound up in a tiff yesterday and apparently woke up still wound and decided to come in early. OH BOY! -in case you missed it this is sarcasim!!! (don't get me wrong, I have one of the GREATEST bosses ever and I am being totally sincere!!) So anyway, he immediately starts yapping about this and that that needs to be done (like I didn't already know it), following me around talking nonstop, messing with things that I had where I wanted them and yet he felt inclined to move them. So within 10 to 15 minutes I was ready to physically harm someone!! THANK GOD it's wednesday!! Wednesday is golf day - he usually leaves around 11:30 for the entire afternoon!!! He knew he was driving me nuts and oh about 10:55 I said, "isn't time for you to go to the club?" He starts laughing and flicks a rubber band at me and says, "yes, I'll be leaving shortly". At least he's good humored when I try and get rid of him!!
I really can't imagine what I'll do when I find another job and have to leave this one, I am completely spoiled here.
Ok, well this was yesterday's post that I wasn't able to finish due to a rearload of work, so I'll post it now.........

Thursday, June 02, 2005

This is from the DIVA . . .

Well I've been tagged (for the 1st time!!) by the Diva and since I am at work and have absolutely no desire to actually work, I'll do it now!! My lack of desire couldn't possibly be from this horrendous morning sickness/indigestion/complete fatigue could it?!?! This kid has me craving jalepeno peppers at 10 p.m. (and pretty much all day long) so I'm thinking that it wasn't a good idea to give into that craving last night!!!lol oh sweet misery!!!

On the the tell all . . .

Has Divinity ever...

(x) snuck out of the house (I know I'm grown, but don't tell my mom!! I snuck out regularly-it was the sneaking back in to inebriated to walk that I never could understand not getting caught!! Again, you can't tell my mom she'll use it against me some day with my kids!!!)

( ) gotten lost in your city (Does it count if I got lost coming home from Fairland?)

(x) seen a shooting star (And I wish on them, too)

(x) been to any other countries besides Canada (Just Mexico, went on a cruise stopped in Cozmel)

(x) had a serious surgery (Had 1/2 my thyroid & a mass removed)

(x) gone out in public in your pajamas (oh, heck yeah!)

(x) kissed a stranger (I knew his name!)

(x) hugged a stranger (I'm prone to random acts of hugging, yes)

(x) been in a fist fight (She started it!!!)

( ) been arrested

(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose (burns.)

(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator (Is there anyone that hasn't?)

( ) swore atwhole gallon of milk in one hour

(x) bitten someone (Oh yeah!)

( x) been to Niagara Falls (lived in Buffalo, NY in high school so we went there several times it's beautiful!)

( ) gotten the chicken pox

(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex

( ) crashed into a friend's car (oddly enough, I haven't)

( ) been to Japan

(x) ridden in a taxi

(x) been dumped (Kinda stuck on that huh?)

( ) shoplifted

( ) been fired

( ) had a crush on someone of the same sex (Angelina Jolie's kinda sexy -lol)

(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (just can't let it go can ya?!)

(x) gone on a blind date (Yeah, fell for each other hard then he shipped out (Navy) for a year - sucked - never did it again.)

(x) lied to your parents (In front of them, yes, at them no - my mom's got a heckofa backhand!)

(x) been in love

(x) been close to love (Close sucks, too)

(x) been to a casino (If the boats in KC count and/or the ones in Miami, then well, yeah!)

( ) been skydiving (The plane would have to be on fire with NO chance of landing!!)

(x) skinny (Long time ago.)

(x) skipped school (Seemed to get caught everytime!!!)

( ) seen a therapist (Probably need to, though)

(x) done the splits (once upon a time. . )

( ) played spin the bottle

( x) gotten stitches (upper lip, playing hide from cars when I was little and ran into the open tailgate of my uncles truck - Christmas eve)

( ) drank a a friend (it was a necessity)

(x) had a crush on a teacher (*sigh* Coach Crosby in high school! I was soooo jealous of his wife!)

( ) celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans

( ) been to Europe (want to badly-if only I could get over the no money, the hate of flying, can handle that long on a boat, etc....)

(x) slept with a co-worker (kinda personal there aren't we!!!)

(x) been married (10 years last April)

( ) gotten divorced (Not yet)

(x) had children (have 2 with one on the way!!!)

(x) seen someone die (I was with my poppy when he passed.)

(x) had a close friend die (unfortunately, I've had to bury a couple of dear friends.)

( ) been to Africa(no desire)

(x) driven over 400 miles in one day (many times)

(x) been to US (duh)

(x) been to Mexico

( ) been to India

(x) been on a plane (a few times.)

( ) seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (hate those kind of movies)

( ) thrown up in a bar (does the parking lot count?)

( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire (WTF?)

( ) eaten sushi (ewwwwwww)

( ) been skiing/snowboarding (I would like to ski, but know I'll break something)

( ) met someone in person from the internet

( ) lost a child

(x) gone to college/university

(x) graduated college/university (Graduated May 14th 2005!!!!!!!!Whoo hoo!!!!)

(x) fired a gun (Yeah, and I'm quite good at it!! shot a 98% during qualification in my firearms class - did I mention my degree was in Criminal Justice)

( ) purposely hurt yourself

(x) taken painkillers (Had percacet(sp?) after surgery - WOW)

( ) been intimate with someone of the same gender (No)

And now I'm tagging

Tara

and well, that's all for now!!!

You Were Actually Born Under:
You are solid, methodical, and you do things right the first time.
Even when no one else does, you always believe in yourself.
You tend to see the world in black and white, right or wrong.
A good memory and eye for details means you tend to thrive at near impossible tasks.

You are most compatible with a Snake or Rooster.
You Should Have Been Born Under:

You are totally loyal, faithful, and honest.
However, you don't trust others to be as ethical as you are!
Straight forward and direct, you really aren't one for small talk.
You are a great listener - and an agreeable companion when you're in a good mood!

You are most compatible with a Tiger or Horse.